The Iron Stomach, a guild of tasters known for its roster of legendary chefs, has announced a new desert! Called 'flan' after the creature of the same name, and fashioned to look much like its namesake, its popularity is rising as a hunter's treat.

A tally has been made of broken spears retrieved, and Donatelos has distinguished himself for eternity with an incredible haul of 126! Honor to the champion! Caramel This year's target, the fiendish skull warrior. As you know, each year contestants vie to see who might slay the most creatures designated as that year's quarry. Hear ye! Announcing a feat of hunting mastery such as the world has never seen! Donatelos the White Mage has trounced all existing records in the annual city gathering of hunters.

Hear ye, hear ye! Case of the shambling corpse solved! The facts behind the death of a young boy at the hands of a shambling corpse a fortnight past have been uncovered! Upon examination of the zombie, it was found that the necklace it wore belonged to a certain young maiden of which the boy was fond, thereby proving that the shambling corpse was none other than his bonny lass! This blood-stained necklace was apparently a hand-made gift from the victim, though as to why the girl was wearing it when she rose from her early grave, and why she attacked her former lover, nothing is known at present.

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